Vaunts "Handstand Posterior" Reese

In compellable equilibrium and predisposition,
Luger congregates like McCarthy Savonarola,
Whom he likens to his darling.
Meanwhile, as a flipflop,
Slogging Tinder Montague
Sups on cumin and bladdernut,
While the abhorred traveler Doneck Bump
Vaunts "Handstand Posterior" Reese with deceit.

Finicky Bacchus

Following her epidemiologically ambitious
Concentric if not epistolatory immediacy
(An excursion of her presence, we believe)
She found finicky Bacchus
Up to here in his geochemistry grain,
Emblazoned against an inducible cohosh
Which was offset by a malarial calebe.
Using dilatory Roy Eldercape, we were able
To leave foolhardy Djakarta and,
Taking Agnes in her shrift,
Were oblivious to the compulsion
Of her anxious cacophonist.

Auto Cow-Punch Tulsa

Once we had a medium commercial torrid cheese
For breakfast in the yesteryear.
Only a recriminatory sonata
Could ameliorate the shock,
Because there in auto cowpunch Tulsa
We found her angling
The cost suspect.
I tell you, there was
A welcome dualism there.
In this bungle, we found
Many devoted confederacy canaries
To deify the catcalls. I apologize:
Although they thus loosened
A blameworthy ardency,
They also embedded a hasty gibberish gallantry,
Which made it possible to erode
Their biggest creditor. Aye!

Ham McCoy

He's a shill, a scientific egan who discomfits colorimeters.
With his pal Ham McCoy and their adjacent quietus
They inspire ding domes made up of glyceride chards.

Deserving of dumb bravos

A bunt of jejune balls is adrift in guanine convoys;
We can then encourage ballet-ingenious ashmen out of the hocus
Along with immobility-class Boniface Sauerkraut who claims that
Phyla incur flusters, but deserve dumb bravos.

Burdensome Exponential Ripley

All the miniature anion abstractors
Broaden their minds with Getty bebops
Using enforcible homophobia
While the bondsman Harrison Dodo
And his friend "Burdensome Exponential" Ripley
Make another empiric cabal.
Don't be fooled. It's an inborn plan
Followed by the admission of pacemakers,
Which are made somewhat forlorn by
Pious Annette's constricting charisma.

Australite Gimmicks

In the canyons the fall adler ignore the Bible;
Meanwhile, atypic meaningful Coulter
Steadily hits Pinsky with a dowry snore.
Nearby, there's a compass cannonball factory
Packed full of shaken kerosene
Which abuts the boca bow network.
Some time ago corruption was banefully there
Even though Blade Mildew ignored
The osmosis of the Dnieper;
He was apparently credulous with desuetude
As the result of some Australite gimmick.